goth seal. it is wet and dripping with algae. it has an unknowable amount of eyes.
"tiny purple bee. it wears a snapback. to look into its eyes is to peer into a distant abyss."
holy salamander. it is a fire elemental. everything it wears is made out of denim.
eldritch great dane. smoke pours from its mouth. it lures men to their deaths with its beautiful voice.
This was another favorite:
magenta hamster. it is a makeup artist. it is the most beautiful thing you have ever seen.
yellow chihuahua. it floats about a foot off of the ground. it is a communist.
magenta wolf. it is made of glass. it wishes it were a tree.
that actually sounds really cool, a glass wolf? awesome
skeleton hamster. it has a forked tongue. it has only one large eye.
yes this is me
skeleton dragon. it wears a neutral milk hotel t-shirt with red fishnets and nothing else. why is it always covered in blood?
alien reindeer. everything it wears is made out of denim. it worships the moon.
Oh my god.
shimmering lilac corgi. it wears a snapback. it wears a neutral milk hotel t-shirt with red fishnets and nothing else.
perf except i don’t wear hats
glass fish. it is always smiling. it dresses like a greaser.
speckled dragon. when you see it you are filled with an ancient fear. it floats about a foot off of the ground.
I’m okay with this.
OBSCENELY BRIGHT YELLOW hydra. it is heavily scarred. instead of eyes there are just more ears.
zombie raven. it loves trash. it is the most beautiful thing you have ever seen.
BWahHAHAHAAAAAA! MUST DRAW!